"The QUANTster"

A model employee, with a mathematical degree, the QUANTster enjoys "sarcastic" calculus and "stimulation" in Monte Carlo. In the world of finance, his analytic and algorithmic approach to Alpha make him the front office favorite — the decided Dean of Derivatives! (Although his analyst girlfriend, Mona Modél, definitely disagrees.)

Meet "the QUANTster" here:
http://www.quantster.com/Meet_the_QUANTster.html